Disney, Hollywood’s Meh-gic Kingdom, has once again delivered another awful live-action remake of a well-loved cartoon. For more than a decade, the House of Mouse has been addicted to these robotic abominations. It’s a sickness.

The latest classic to meet this fate is Lilo & Stitch. As the movies have progressed, Disney has stretched the definition of “live action” to encompass photorealistic CGI productions that ...

Zach Galifianakis, Hannah Waddingham and Billy Magnussen are among the stars of this new take on the 2002 animated film.