You know how Sharia law calls for the hands of theives to be chopped off? Yeah, well my kids know that a similar penalty will be lovingly applied by their father if I ever catch them clapping at Mass.

A CHURCH probe has been launched into a clergyman who sparked fury by calling the clap for Captain Sir Tom Moore “a cult of white British nationalism”. The Reverend Jarel Robinson-Brown, 29, has also ...