Remember those glorious 90s moments when someone on TV got absolutely blasted with green slime? Yeah, we lived for that. If you were a Nickelodeon kid, you know: getting slimed wasn’t gross, like ...

After Jimmy Savile, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, and that Christian puppeteer who wanted to kidnap, kill, and eat little boys, it’s hard not to imagine the children’s entertainment industry as a fount ...