Regretfully and inexplicably, animal excrement also prominently features in Disney’s latest bit of self-cannibalization, Robert Zemeckis’ remake of the 1940 classic Pinocchio. Like the animated ...

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When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. With a main character that is entirely CGI, Pinocchio's digital effects were always going to be ...

Pinocchio is structured similarly to one of Aesop's Fables in that its has an overt thesis tied to its tale: Don't behave badly, or bad things will happen to you. It's not a particularly objectionable ...